Never will I ever...
Engulf a million tons of pizza, in a day.
Voyage beyond Saturn's rings.
Embarrass myself in front of Donald Trump.
Raid the government while riding a cat.
Whorl on a sharp, bloody tooth of a dinosaur.
Imagine me having a job as a garbage man.
Live inside a pink painted puddle.
Lash, with a sword a 1,000 foot tall tiger.
Include a red shark in my family tree.
Experiment on a live alien with two sets of sharp teeth.
Vomit on Bill Gate's hair.
Expect Tom Cruise to come to my house for dinner.
Relive a day when a blue colored elephant stomps on my house.

By Alex

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