.Never will I ever....
Educate a three legged chicken.
Venture with a meat eating dinosaur.
Eye a solar eclipse without special glasses.
Read an entire dictionary when I have other things I could do.
Waltz with penguins during the third ice age.
Imitate how an alien looks and acts for a special dinner.
Liquidate my family and friends.
Litter in a pond and kill dolphins, fish and other aquatic animals.
Ignite my house on fire when we were without money.
Elope with a pink striped elephant.
Vacation under water at the depth of 1,000 feet deep without an oxygen tank.
Ebonize my cat and dress it up as a dog for Halloween.
Recommend drugs and alcohol to my family and friends.

by Alexandra

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