NEVER WILL I  EVER...
Elope with an exultant elephant.
Venture in to space without oxygen.
Enter an evil villain's secret lab.
Reincarnate myself into a baboon.
Willingly kiss a boy.
Interest myself in epidemiology.  
Lauder my dad's foul, sweaty socks.
Launch myself into an unknown galaxy. 
Ingest any rotten, canned spinach.
Evolve into a giant, grotesque cockroach.
Vandalize my grandma's house.
Expect my turtle to live for 1,000 years.
Relocate Myself to planet X.

   By Cindy

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